Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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