A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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