Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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