i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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