OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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