Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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