My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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