I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
