I got her a Nickelback box set.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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