Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
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go home
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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