i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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