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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"

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• (516): View more from New York

  ...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?

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  hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that

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  is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.

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