I must be too annoying 4 u.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I need to stop coming to work sober
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.