But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I love you. Go after that dick
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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