do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?