i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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