she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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