I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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