So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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