You really coming over, don't trick.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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