She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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