For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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