CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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