found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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