Your tits are I can't wait for
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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