Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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