I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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