I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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