OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize