Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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