You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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