trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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