My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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