What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I am naked and annoyed.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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