Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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