Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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