I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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