So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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