I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
jump out the window naked night went bad
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