My liver just broke up with me...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I touched a dick in church today
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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