You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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