I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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