I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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