I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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