Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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