last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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