I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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