This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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