haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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