Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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