You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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