white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I need a hoe opinion
go on
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Randomize
