I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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