Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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