the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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