im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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