I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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