Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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