STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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