well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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