just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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